What we do on the Mountain
November 7, 2008
The witch climbed higher, stones leaving traces on her rough hands and sandals until she reached the slate plateau of the Mountain. Her hawk familiar flew to one of the twelve monoliths circling the center table, and took watch over the doorway to be opened.
She wasn’t alone when she reached the standing stones.
“You made it,” said the Warlock, sitting with his cat, both gray as the stones.
“So did you.”
“It’s been a very long time.”
“It has.”
Even with age scarring her face like fine hair cracks run through old pottery, the Witch’s green eyes shown like sagebrush in a rainstorm when she looked at the Warlock, staring out from the fine pale shale of her skin. His eyes were wet stones under river water, moist with regret.
She rushed to him, her embrace as strong and suddenly youthful as she’d given him at twenty-five. After thirty years, her strength and her body were as lean as her lust, honed from years of solitude.
In his arms, head on his chest, the scent of him unchanged, familiar, and true, she said, “Why did we let it go?”
“I don’t know.” He tightened his grip and stroked her long gray hair.
“The world is getting dim,” she said, “These stones don’t hardly keep the doorways open anymore. And the storm is coming. Lightning, but no rain. We could’ve kept them open, you and I.”
“But we let it go,” he said.
“If I’d only known…”
“I know, I thought you would never take me back.”
“It is part of the test, all who love one from my Tradition must go through it, you know the ordeals of Tiamat’s sisters.”
“I failed,” He said.
“You passed, Warlock. You are the greatest shaman and scribe of your people on this side of the sea. There are none more worthy.”
“But—I lost you.”
“I was always here, just the other side of the Mountain, shadowing and mirroring you, with my forest, my woman’s work, and my hawk.”
“And now the tide is in, and my fish are dead, my sea is a bloody thing, and my people blame me and send me to the stone gates for answers.”
“You know the answer, dearest.” She pressed her body close to him, and gazed up at his face, running her nose along his neck and remembering how tender it felt to fit her head so perfectly into his shoulder.
He sighed. “I know that the time of All-Worlds-Folding is here, that the thinness I’ve been feeling, the way it aches in my dreams, is a symptom of the change to come…” he looked down at her and their eyes locked universes, steady and pulsing like newborn stars.
“Then you know what we must do. Why the gods came to us. Why they tried to say what they said back then, but we didn’t listen. Too proud for our own hearts. But why we have to listen, now. On the Mountain where the worlds meet in the middle of the circle, and bleed out in all directions.”
“I knew you were climbing as I was, I knew you felt it, too,” He drew closer, their faces nearly touching.
“Some shaman you’d be if my heart or my whereabouts could remain hidden from your sight,” She edged her face even closer, the tiny white furs that cover all humans invisibly standing on end, the space between their lips electric and alive.
The Witch drew her head back like a cobra. “Will you love me, Warlock?”
“I always loved you, Witch of the Forest East of the Mountain. I always loved you.”
She drew her head in, eyes like a stinging thing, craving. “I always loved you, Warlock of the Western Sea.”
And with that, the Witch and the Warlock encircled, entwined, and completed the unfinished, empowered with the youth that both had thrown away, leaping on each other like warring, lustful raptors. A violent passion between equally dangerous and equally tender creatures, claws not mean to kill, tearing off layers of time and clothing and regret, biting not to draw blood but to stir beauty inside the other, sweet and ravenous and erotic all at once.
As the two performed the Rite of Opening, mouths and lips parting new doorways into the other, a cloud slowly enveloped the lovers and the Mountain in privacy. Flushed with fresh magic and the sex of two powerful magicians, the Portal Keeper under the stones allowed the ancient doorways to open once more, casting the two down into another world, which neither of them noticed, but where only the least of their adventures were about to begin.
Enter the Dragons of the Sea
April 25, 2008
As Atlantis twisted in its final days in one universe, sorcerers roamed the Congo stealing penises in another, and as all universes who shared real estate with the third rock from the sun in the spiral galaxy somewhere East of Eden shifted slowly into a paradigm of complete insanity, two relatively wild domesticated primates in yet another universe decided to do something about it. Enter the Dragons of the Sea.
Part I: The Warlock.
It started with the jellyfish. The warlock lived alone in a small house by the sea on the eastern side of the Mountain. For a man who looked to be in his sixties, but was, in fact, much older, he was strong and lithe as any of the young men in town. Every morning he swam alone in the ocean and caught his own fish, and made his living selling dried bits of sea creatures to the superstitious men in the town for problems of impotence and the like. He made beautiful mandalas and blessing scrolls from the crushed shells of certain creatures and plants, which he traded with the townspeople for fresh vegetables and bread, since he could only grow a small garden in the sand. He did not take on apprentices and the townspeople generally regarded him with cautious trust: as much a part of their livelihood as the red-shelled crabs they gathered from the beach; necessary, but dangerous if provoked.
One morning, he woke to a sharp pounding and shouts at his door. Unused to such activity before he’d had time to catch his breakfast and cleanse himself in the cool salt water, he grumpily arose and folded himself in a long gray robe.
“Our fish are dead! Our fish are dead! The gods are abandoning us! It’s the End of the Sea!” cried several frantic men outside.
The warlock rolled his eyes as he opened the door. Beyond the group of fishermen with wide eyes and panicked shouts, the beach font was soaked brown and crimson with ten thousand rotting fish. Sickly white pods bubbled up from the foaming ocean like peeled eyeballs staring blindly into the sky; jellyfish by the millions. The smell was so wretched he doubled over and vomited thin yellow bile into the bloody sand.

The sea moaned and hissed. He’d read of certain arcane gods whose lives were longer than the stars and who sleep deeply below the waves, waiting for the right time to awaken and devour the worlds. The Eaters, the Old Ones, the crawling chaos that lived below…but surely, this was not their doing. He hadn’t received any dreams or foreknowledge of their coming. Perhaps he was too close to the sea; perhaps it had hypnotized him with its swells and surges so that he now moved in time with it, like the moon and the creatures below the waves. How could he have not seen this coming?
Only a change of worlds
April 23, 2008
When she was eight, Mary Kelly also felt the hard sting of death and violence in her own backyard. At the time she didn’t yet realize that just 12,000 years and one universe away, another little girl knew the same thing, and that in all universes with Terra as a homing planet, women and children had born the brunt of revolution and death for time immemorial. She was playing with her best friend, a boy who lived two houses down in a small sunny neighborhood where nearly everyone had a basketball goal and ran around barefoot during the hot Texas summers. He was the son of a private investigator and former Marine, and by the time he was five he was already well on his way to becoming an Alpha Male. Mary liked Alpha Males because they were more adventuresome and often got her into trouble. What she didn’t realize was that she was well on her way to becoming an Alpha Female and that (unfortunately, there were no Wikipedia entries for this one, proving..) they were fewer and farther between than Alpha Males. Alpha Males in all herd-gathering societies generally treated Alpha Females with distrust, mostly because they were used to dealing with Submissive Males and Females whose opinions were more easily swayed.
This was the lesson she learned when she was eight:
“Adam! Look what fell out of the tree! I think it’s a mockingbird!” The tiny creature, wet and squirming, looked like an alien with its big hungry mouth and tiny eyes screaming for comfort.
“Ew, it’s probably got rabies!” said Adam, and smashed it with a stick.
The baby bird screamed even louder, and now the mother mockingbird furiously dove at the boy, who laughed nervously and ducked.
“NO!” cried Mary, heartbroken. She pushed Adam away and cupped the tiny, crushed creature in her hands. Blood and tiny intestines spilled out from its side, and she couldn’t stop the tears from rolling down her face and onto her shirt. “Why did you do that? Why would you hurt it? It wasn’t going to hurt you!” she sobbed, staring straight into Adam’s precocious eyes.
“It was going to die anyways.” He lowered his eyes finally, deflecting.
Mary took the bird inside and decided never to speak to Adam again. It died in a small shoe box lined with soft cloth, and she buried it under a rose bush in the back yard. She never told on him, just like she hadn’t told on him when he threw sand in her eyes, even though when she threw it back, he ran screaming and didn’t invite her over for two weeks. She never told anyone about the bird, but she knew right then that something was terribly wrong with the world, when someone so young could kill something so helpless without thinking twice about it.
She was eleven when she read a speech by Chief Seattle on the eve of his people’s slow destruction. When she was sixteen, she read the testimonies of slaughterhouse workers who killed chickens for a living, and curled up in a ball and cried hard for three hours straight, and never ate meat again. When she was seventeen, she learned in a late night confession that her closest girlfriend, whom she had known since she was four, had been brutally raped by her mother’s boyfriend the same year that Mary stopped talking to Adam. She also learned that many children disappeared each year and had been ritualistically raped or sold into war, and she suspected there was a connection between the madness of the world and the torture of a life. She suspected that something happened on a metaphysical level when a soul was broken by violence. She did not know that Adam, even conditioned as a maturing Alpha, had been brutally raped by his adopted father, and that this lead him to believe that life was suffering and that Alpha-ness was about taking what you can and asserting your masculinity at every chance you get.
This is what Mary Kelly learned when she was eight. And when she was twenty-three, she learned that all universes revolving around the planet Terra were experiencing the same sad stories. All things were connected, like in that Stephen King book she read, and there was a center to all worlds that once held fast, and now was crumbling. But she suspected that when Atlantis finally sunk once and for all, something of the truth would be saved.
Meanwhile, in Atlantis
April 22, 2008
Medea Culpa ran her fingers through the soft brown hair of the sleeping boy, feeling his dreaming mind curl under her hand like the waves that crashed against the shores of Canaan. His face twisted unpleasantly for a moment, then softened. Snoring, he dreamed of a great white whale rising out of his body and diving smoothly into a deep dark hole in the ground. A thin tremor of pleasure rose from her root as Medea remembered last night’s sweet diversion.
Life on the tiny island of Canaan at the outer edge of the Atlantean Archipelago was certainly about to get more interesting. The price of carbon-bionic fuel was rising steadily, which meant food and supplies ships were increasing their prices to haul to the tiny island, which produced only 10% of its own food. The newly elected Queen Regent Hillarious Clintori of Atlantis had threatened nuclear attack on the people of Atum if they fired on the Ishmaelites, whom Atlantis considered not just allies, but the sacred sons of the Gods. The Gods, it was commonly believed, appeared suddenly thousands of years ago, made the Ishmaelites and a few other tribes, left them with explicit instructions not to kill or rape each other and to generally act like civil human beings, and then disappeared, only to be seen by the occasional woman or child who was ‘touched’ or by the rabid dreams of Lotus-eating madmen.
The alliance between the Ishmaelites and the Atlanteans had dubious origins according to a very few fringe radicals. They called themselves The Verac, which meant “Those who long for the Truth” in Atlantean. When Media was 8, a group of Verac organized at her mother’s farm in Canaan, holding meetings and organizing boycotts and peaceful protests. But they had since been driven off the island by men with pitchforks and burning crosses who believed that Atlantis was the supreme measure of civil harmony and that any dissonant voices should be wiped off the face of the planet. Medea’s mother’s farm was burnt and Medea’s cat, Felix, mutilated by the counter-protesters. Even at 8 years old, Medea swore to Felix that she would quietly do everything in her power to destroy the type of thinking that caused such senseless death, starting with herself. Her childhood had been trying, indeed.
The alliance of Ismael and Atlantis was deemed entirely logical by the rest of the ruling elite and many of the citizens of Atlantis, who didn’t really even know where Ishmael was. And who never cared to think that in the history of the alliance, not a year had gone by in which the Ishmaelites had not fired on someone with the weapons provided by Atlantean extra-Intelligence operatives. Most Atlanteans did not notice these sorts of deep political eccentricities, as they were largely concerned with amusing themselves. Very few ever even entertained the notion that ritual and black magick played a very big role in the political, economic, and military negotiations that went on behind closed doors. Even fewer briefly entertained the radical notion that the gods who had supposedly left a long time ago were still around and were regularly attending meetings behind those same closed doors.
At twenty-three, Medea did entertain such notions. She entertained them on a daily basis, and liked to believe that she was well on her way to becoming a small, quiet thorn in the side of the massive dragon death cult that secretly ruled Atlantis.
